We're the high speed chase capital of the world
You're not gonna get away
Once they get that helicopter on you
You're not gonna get away
You can circle around your block
and you can call all your friends
but 9 out of 10 times
I know how these chases end
We're the high speed chase capital of the world
You're not gonna get away
Once they lay that spike strip down on you
You're not gonna get away
You can circle around your block
and you can call all your friends
but 9 out of 10 times
I know how these chases end
We're the high speed chase capital of the world
I just saw one earlier today
whatever you do, dont drive under 35 miles and hour
they're going to pit manuever you at that pace
You can circle around your block
you can call all your friends
but 9 out of 10 times
I know how these chases end
I Came Here for the Beer
I came here for the beer
and I'm going to try to make it loud and clear
well it's a free country
I can drink wherever and whatever I like
I can drink those light beers
but I'd much rather have me a stout
a nice dubbel or a sour belgian
now thats what I'm talking about
I came here for the beer
I came here for good beer
What else would I be doing here?
I drove 100 miles one way
just to get a taste
of Exponetial Hoppiness on cask
Is an ale that I think tastes so great
I love them hoppy beer
and bitter or sour as hell
I like almost every beer
I think it's very easy to tell
that I came here for the beer
I came here for the beer
Well it's a free country
you can drink what you like
but I'm gonna have me a great ale tonight
there's a beer out there for everyone
for every occasion
under the sun
I came here for the beer
I came here for good beer
I came here to drink your beer
I came here for good beer
well you can drink those light beers all you'd like
but I'm gonna have me a great ale tonight
there's a beer out there for everyone
for every occasion
under the sun
I came here for the beer
I came here for good beer
I came here to drink your beer
I came here for free beer
I came here for a stout
I came here for a porter
I came here for the barleywine
I came here for the geueze
I came here for a special brew
I came here for the Grand Cru
Words and Music by Mark Delgado
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Hamilton's Tavern
Second Saturday of every month
The little wife and I, we drive down to Hamiltons
Cuz at 5 oclock blair busts out the firkin
Thats about the time, we get to drinking, Real Ales
Down at Hamiltons
At Hamilton's Tavern
Second Saturday of every month
I get to speak with my friend Herman
and everybody there is his friend
Getting hugs from the ladies as they walk in
Mr. Hamilton
At Hamilton's Tavern
Chris once told me "Its about being good neighbors"
Well South Park has one cool Honorary Mayor
Chris or Herman they don't have to walk far
Chris across the Street, yeah and Herman lives right next door
Next to Hamiltons
At Hamilton's Tavern
Words and Music by Mark Delgado
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Fiending for Hops
I don't want a maltbomb tonight
I want a beer with a hop bite
I wouldn't turn down a barleywine or a geueze
No that's just not something you'd see me do
But right now I'm fiending for hops
I'll take all you got
Just give me the damn hops
I don't mind if it's Saaz or Amarillo
and I don't mind if it's Willamette
I love Cascade, Columbus and Centennial
But I don't have a favorite yet
You know I'm fiending for hops
I'll take all you got
Just give me the damn hops
You know a stout just might do me good
and I'll never turn down a beer thats been aged in some wood
but I want a beer with a shit ton of hops
yeah, and The Firkins say "Give us all you got"
I'm not in the mood for roasted malts
and I'm not in the mood for a saison
The price of hops went through the roof
Pliny the Younger is 22 proof
You know I'm fiending for hops
I'll take all you got
Just give me the damn hops
I'll take all you got
Just give me the damn hops
I'll take all you got
Just give me the damn hops
Words and Music by Mark Delgado
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A Few Rounds
We're gonna head on down to Naja's Place
right there at the pier
We're gonna head on down to Naja's Place
where they "Fear no Beer"
We're gonna sit on down
We're gonna order a few rounds
and drink em down
We're gonna head on down to O'Briens
The Great American Pub
We're gonna head on down to the Hoppiest Place on Earth
They got all the great ales that I love
We're gonna sit on down
We're gonna order a few rounds
and drink em down
We're gonna head on down to Toronado
547 Haight Street
We're gonna head on down to 30th street now
you know, thats just a little closer to me
We're gonna sit on down
We're gonna order a few rounds
and drink em down
We're gonna head on down to the Blue Palms
It's right there in Hollyweird
We're gonna head on down to the Blue Palms Brewhouse
You know Brian is always serving good beers
We're gonna sit on down
We're gonna order a few rounds
and drink em down
